Ever seen the spellchecker poem?
We love it so much that we thought we would write our own! Here it is:
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would you call this a poem
I am quiet and small just like my
freind paul who always stalls when he
is in a fight with his door
How does this sound
Truth
I got many things about my past that people don’t know
Half the time people think I’m a freak show.
Why are people so judgmental towards our kind
Love is love no matter if you’re deaf or blind.
Let me tell you a little about myself and my life
There are times when I try to make us have no strife
But you know I have a lot to live for and things to do
We all have people that love us, each and every one of you.
I have the scars and marks of hatred and grief
But I take that one step back to stop and breathe.
You see I don’t care what people think of me
Theyr’re always see what they wanna see.
I see an intelligent young bright man thinking of his next step in lif
Hoping someday he’ll have a beautiful wife.
Yes I said man and not girl, cuz that’s what you see
But let me tell you, that’s not me,
I have this label that people don’t like to use
When some hear it, it sets them off like a fuse
That label does not define who I am
It defines what I am.
LGBT is that label that I don’t let define myself but others say
You see I can have that label but it’s not me by day.
By day I wander these halls with few friends who know
And the rest either don’t care, don’t know, or think I’m just a show.
I will tell you the truth of what it’s like to have people there for you
Who have lived a life in the same shoes.
People like us get mistreated every single day
And all I can think of to is to say;
Is that we are just as much of people as you are
Why do you have to leave such a big scar.
We can love and kiss who we want
But all you really do is taunt.
Being who we are is not a sin or a crime
For most people it just takes time.
Time to find out who they are and live happy and free
Free from all the words of hatred and people who disagree.
I have many that love me for who I am
And they don’t let that label define what I am.
They are my family and friends
And I will always have them to the end.
So I guess my point in this is, to not change what you think or say or do
I’m just saying always be you.
You are the one that makes a difference in the world and in someone’s life
You could be that one that relieves that person’s strife.
Just be there for the ones you love and cherish
For time does not last long and they all will perish.
Don’t let what others say bout you be the truth
Be the person that stands out and makes us shine through.
Only you can make that change
by making that new chapter, that new page.
Be that role model everyone will know
Be that strong person that will continue to grow.
So speak the truth but don’t hurt others while you’re at it
Cuz most of us have just about had it.
We wanna live our lives in peace
We want all your comments and snickers to cease.
We love ourselves the way we are.
Why is accepting us so hard.
We are normal just like you
We just love different people and have a different view.
A view on what our life brings to all
Hoping that we can help those who fall.
So please give us a chance to show you who we really are
We can make a difference even from afar.
That is all I ask from all of you
Is to think before you speak and do.
This is all I have to say
Hope you all have a wonderful day!
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